Abbot and Costello!

From the Pastor:    Abbot and Costello!

It’s time for a little levity. This was sent to me a while back, unattributed, unfortunately. AwakenWithJP just released a similar but even better skit on video, using life jackets. Funny guy. I’ll post it on the webpage. (For those reading this on the webpage, click this sentence for the video!)

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
       Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
       Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
       Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
       Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
       Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
       Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
   Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
   Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
   Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
   Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
   Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
   Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
   Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
   Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
   Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
   Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
   Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
   Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
   Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
   Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
   Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
   Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
   Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
   Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
   Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
   Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
   Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
   Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base 

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